[Editorial] 12 Ghouls of Christmas: The Dorm That Dripped Blood (a.k.a. Death Dorm 1982)

Hidden in the cult classic shadows of such slashers as Halloween (1978) and Black Christmas (1974), a little-known Christmas story waits patiently for someone, anyone, to acknowledge its bleak and bloody hodgepodge of kills, thrills, and a fantastic, soul-crushing finale. Stephen Carpenter’s The Dorm That Dripped Blood is a truly independent genre film, inspired by Friday the 13th and funded after Carpenter and co-writer Stacey Giachino filmed a proof-of-concept trailer; low-budget genre filmmaking at its earliest and finest. 

The movie was released in 1982 after a fight with the MPAA and substantial cuts (I’d love to see the uncut version) to avoid an X rating and was received with mixed critical analysis. Cast with a group of unknown actors (including Daphne Zuniga who everyone should know as uppity Allison from A Sure Thing or else how did you discover John Cusack?!) The Dorm That Dripped Blood went through several ill-advised title changes, including Pranks and Death Dorm, and overall had a difficult time finding its core audience, resulting in disappointing box office numbers and eventual descent into slasher obscurity. 

It’s easy to understand why a low budget horror slasher set around Christmas -yet lacking in any and all X-mas aesthetic and cheer -would be overlooked by the subsequent lists of “Best Of” and “Top Ten.” But I am here to champion and spread the good word of The Dorm That Dripped Blood because despite some muddy narrative, janky editing, and slightly unprecedented motives, the incel plotline is ahead of its time, the practical effects are wonderful, and Carpenter had the courage to shirk the “final girl” trope of early slashers before it really caught on as a rule rather than an exception.

The Dorm That Dripped Blood follows Joanne (Laurie Lapinski) as she and four other college students stay over the holidays to board up and clear out the dorms for the new semester. The empty dorms provide an eerie and effective setting for the stalk and slash format, but the sparsity that makes the movie stand out is the very thing that could work against it when classifying it as Christmas horror. Without the snow and decorations found in Black Christmas, Krampus-level lore, or the Santa Claus killings in Silent Night, Deadly Night, it’s easy to forget that The Dorm That Dripped Blood is Christmas fare. It also doesn’t help that the film was primarily shot on the UCLA campus, where Christmas cheer is not so easily detectable through the palm trees and balmy weather. 

The movie would have benefited with a more secure spot amongst holiday horror films, because overall, the plot is fairly generic and lacks a strong and memorable killer to secure a cult classic following. The character of Joanne feels strangely out of place amongst her peers, and more like a den mother than student. The other students who stay behind are given little development and I found myself mix-and-matching the guys and gals, other than the short-lived character of Debbie (Daphne Zuniga), who is met with such a grotesque demise that I couldn’t help but squeal with joy. Her parents also get the chop for the mere bad luck of showing up at the wrong place and wrong time making the quick bunch of kills worth cheering for. 

A clear case of low-budget woes in filmmaking, The Dorm That Dripped Blood suffers from awful lighting, making certain scenes practically impossible to see, but what it lacks in visual glossiness, the film makes up for with its charming and ominous score from composer Chris Young. A combination of squealing violin strings and plinking bells builds tension within the claustrophobic walls of the dorms, offering compositions that often feel closer to a 40s noir thriller than the slasher it is. 

The screenplay, as much of one as there is, often seems like more of a suggestion than a real blueprint, with dialogue that could easily be mistaken for the kind of improv one may have seen in a back-alley comedy club in Hollywood in the early 80s. The film is notably lacking direction, as Joanne and her friends meander through a poorly planned clean-up of the dorms, unaware of threat until the last twenty minutes of the movie. Their nights are spent drinking and chatting while a faceless threat lurks in the bushes, breathing heavily, as the audience is more or less forced to ignore the implausibility of the timeline when we finally learn who the killer is. 

Other characters are drawn into the story, including a grizzly bear of a man in a low-cut cowboy shirt showing off his impressive tufts of chest hair who aims to buy dorm tables for some unknown reason. This man doesn’t waste a second before coming onto Joanne in the abandoned lot they illogically meet in, but she’s quick to fend him off with the old “I have a boyfriend” line. There’s also an innocent handyman and a mentally ill resident, all of whom appear strategically placed as fodder for the killer to experiment with different forms of murder. 

While there is a lack of coherence and structure to The Dorm That Dripped Blood, I did say I was here as a champion of the retro slasher, and I am. Because as we all know, slashers aren’t exactly exalted for their solid character work and believable dialogue. We know what we’re asking for when it comes to the subgenre and, especially in the 80s, there were certain expectations that needed to be met in order to excuse the flimsier aspects of the movie. 

The final girl trope is always such a romantic notion, that said girl is the object of the killer’s obsession, one that won’t be satisfied until she is dead. But in most cases, the final girl in slashers just happens to be, well, at the wrong place, wrong time. It was Wes Craven’s brilliance that broke the mold in Scream with Sidney Prescott, the final girl who was directly targeted by the killers. It wasn’t just circumstantial placement in front of a homicidal maniac that cemented her name in the annals of historic final girls, her very existence was what caused the killing sprees, without Sidney, Tatum, Randy, cameraman Kenny, and so many others would still be alive. 

It’s a similarly close killer/victim connection that makes The Dorm That Dripped Blood unique. As punishment is doled out to unsuspecting victims, the viewer becomes more convinced that it must be Joanne’s bubble-butt boyfriend Tim, or the mentally ill resident of the dorms, doing the killing, as he was there for the briefest moment before Joanne rejected him by refusing to go with him on his epic skiing trip. But we’re left scratching our heads until the great fake out moment near the end of the movie when her buddy Craig (Stephen Sachs), the unsuspecting goofy friend of the bunch, tricks her into smashing the head off the man she believes to be the culprit. Craig, who never seemed too interested in any screen time, suddenly begins to ham it up in scenes that must have surely inspired Matthew Lillard’s Stu. 

His claim, as he’s grasping and fondling Joanne, is that he killed everyone so they could finally be together, implying they were being forced apart, and accurately portraying what would later be known as “incel behavior.” He whines that all he’s ever wanted is her, he loves her and how he’s proud of her for finally realizing that he is her perfect match. It’s nutty, it’s hammy, and it hits a little close to home after years of watching a sinister group of anonymous cucks steadily grow in the shadows of the internet, emerging only to assault women on the street while blaming them for looking too “slutty.” 

This is all to say, The Dorm That Dripped Blood has a killer that feels real. The scorned white boy, the boy who thinks he deserves to be loved despite having no lovable qualities lashing out on the girl he fancies…it’s a real American story. It’s one that truly personifies horror for women, and the ending knocks your socks off too, because there is no happy resolution, but there is a girl-crush barbeque while the white boy goes free, free to kill another day. These are the things that make The Dorm That Dripped Blood resonate after all these years, the feeling of injustice, the emptiness of our final girl getting baked in the incinerator as cops joke about the smell. It’s a low budget horror movie that dared to leave the audience catharsis-less, a brave move, a painful move, but an honest move, whether we like it or not. 

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